Best Buy has lost a customer’s laptop when she took it to Best Buy for repair, so the owner is now suing the retail store company for the small amount of $54 million! That’s $54M for one laptop… OK, you have to take into account that some of her data were on the HD, too. But let’s do the math: The customer (her name is Raelyn Campbell, by the way), bought the laptop for the tiny sum of $1,100. Maybe she is a new breed of genius investors who set off to make 5,000,000% return on investments, I don’t know… Anyway, if Best Buy settles for any amount higher than $10,000 (value of the laptop plus damages for the lost data) I will lose all respect for that company. And I will sue Best Buy for $100 million due to psychological damages I suffered from reading and writing about this stuff… So better don’t lose this lawsuit, Best Buy. Better don’t lose!
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Cryptic letters & numbers getting together, outburst. What’s difficult to understand, that is quite libido. Try to think straight, walk slowly and run backwards before turning your back where it should be in the first place, without the help of a musician, that is. Concerts listen to radios during television commercials, because they don’t have anything else to do. They don’t have to go take a piss. Rather, they would very much love to take a dive in the fresh-clear-blue water of the Caribbean, where birds are flying in the sky, then shooting down like a misguided rocket: into the water. They can dive. What do you think? It is jumpily jumping from sentence to sentence, don’t mention the truth; it would send them away into a world too dark to be. In addition, cold. Keywords have power beyond imagination. Phrases, not so much. The reasoning behind this: eluded me. Don’t be too smart, Cola-Boy. You’ve got to go on the toilet, too. Special is a kind word to use=wisely. Apologize for the aforementioned. The word count is all that counts. Beyond imagination.
Time for a TRASH CAN post again: Britney Spears bought a new house, namely, a $9.35 million villa in Ramirez Canyon Road, Malibu, CA. The trashy singer just recently sold her 9,130 sq.ft. house in Beverly Hills for $7,495,000. But forget about her old house… Her new Malibu residence has 7 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms, about 8,500 sq.ft. Poor Britney, with her hair and alcohol and… you know.
Finally a post for my “Trash Can” category!
Paris Hilton will give her first post-jail interview on CNN’s Larry King Live on Wednesday. She was supposed to give her interview on either ABC or NBC, but these deals fell through last week.
I can’t believe the shit going on on television. Why do so many people want to see an obviously attention-hungry blonde speak about her stay in jail, which had probably been planned long time anyway. I mean, first she gets busted, then arrested, then set free and then she gets arrested again. Ever time with millions of people watching her being the focus of national services which the TV watchers themselves pay taxes for. This is a perfectly staged reality show, and it’s cheap to produce. Congrats, Paris … You’ve gotten tons of press coverage … again.
Shame on you, Larry King.
Update: People Magazine will pay a reported $300,000 for photos of Paris Hilton in jail. ABC had offered $100,000 for the television interview with her, but NBC offered more than that, and judging from the fact that NBC didn’t get the deal either, CNN offered even more than NBC. My guess: $750,000. Higher guesses anyone?
