Harris: You’re on time.
Sara: Actually I’m late.
Harris: You’re exactly on time.
Sara: But I had planned to be early.
from: L.A. Story (1991)
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“In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.” - Calo (Franco Citti)
from: The Godfather (1972)
Ted: Japan? What’s she doing in Japan?
Pat Healy: Well, you’ve heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Ted: What, are they desperate? She’s a whale!
Pat Healy: You can’t forget, it’s a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.
from: There’s Something About Mary (1998)
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” - Brody
from: Jaws (1975)
“In America, it’s bling bling. But out here it’s bling bang.” - Danny Archer
from: Blood Diamond (2006)
Willie: Aren’t you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummies.
from: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
“Dave, my mind is going… I can feel it.” - HAL the computer
from: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
“It was beauty killed the beast.” - Carl Denham
from: King Kong (1933)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
from: Full Metal Jacket (1987)
[In California]
Annie Hall: It’s so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That’s because they don’t throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.
from: ”Annie Hall” (1977)
