Der große Bernhardiner liegt, wie immer,
leise,
und seine Augen blicken, auf die selbe Art,
die selbe Weise,
auf die Wurst dort, hinterm Fenster.
Immer wieder sonntags liegt er dort,
angebunden,
und er will bestimmt nicht fort,
denn sie würde munden,
diese Wurst dort, hinterm Fenster.
Und immer wieder nach ´ner Weile,
hastig,
kommt der Herr zurück in aller Eile,
und der Hund, er folgt ihm garstig:
Ich will doch nur ein Stück
von der Wurst dort, hinterm Fenster!
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The French are just useless. They can’t organize a piss-up in a brewery. - Elton John
AACHENER KONGRESS (PDF; ~72KB)
Poem:
Ist es nicht genial
zu sehen,
wie die Dinge
sich drehen?
… into words. I’ve uncovered one of the biggest cover-ups in human history and you will be the first to get in on the scoop: August 1st, 2008.
Later in the year there will be another revelation coming your way, namely the long-forgotten story of arctic explorer N., who thought he could live in the endless ice, but, sadly, he was mistaken.
Ein stechender Blick, wie bereits erwähnt. Als Kleinkind entdeckte er früh seine Begeisterung für die Farbe weiß und für die unerbittliche Kälte des Nordens.
As soon as the jury had a little recovered from the shock of being upset, and their slates and pencils had been found and handed back to them, they set to work very diligently to write out a history of the accident, all except the Lizard, who seemed too much overcome to do anything but sit with its mouth open, gazing up into the roof of the court.
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. - Ambrose Bierce
Without further ado, let me introduce you to an Indian who has found his way into life, or, there and back again.
HALBINDIANER MICHAEL (PDF; ~351KB)
This is, among many other things, the incredible life story of one of the greatest men the world has ever seen. His name has been a miracle for a very long time, but my thorough research led me to the answer, which is far from ordinary, I may say. Read it now, but only with your lights punched out! And then, forget what you have read.
WANDLER M (PDF; ~71KB)
“Sukura!”, he shouted, while adminstsde I ee. You fleuo`? I see, none of this makes sense. It is overflowing: not today, but tomorrow will be the day when monsters crack heads open in a short eat-o-mania. We feel safe, in this world we have. And still, there are other worlds we know nothing of, but which are populated by red, little bastards. Aliens, one might say. Petestrials, I would say. None of this is supposed to be a sunny day’s truth, you see? Indeed, it is raining outside. Continue reading ‘Hair-Head’
Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807 - 1882)
GREEN FLANNEL (PDF; ~6KB)
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. - Lucretius (96 BC- 55 BC)
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)
Here it is, the final piece of three: Das Treiben des Essens. The powerful story of one sole man’s shoe and one shoe sole’s man, thrivingly intertwined in the warm world of a dark-dark ballroom. Don’t let it drive you mad, don’t let it in, but be polite, do yourself a favor and offer your sincere sympathy to the deadly evil in that very shoe’s possession.
THREE PIECES OF THREE
Piece I: Die Spielstraße (published January 23, 2008; PDF; ~44KB)
Piece II: Lauf des Lebens (published February 12, 2008; PDF; ~50KB)
Piece III: Das Treiben des Essens (published March, 01, 2008; PDF; ~76KB)
