#27 We’re No Angels (1955)

Director: Michael Curtiz
Actors: Humphrey Bogart, Aldo Ray, Peter Ustinov, Joan Bennett

Movie quotes:

Albert: If crime showed on a man’s face, there wouldn’t be any mirrors.

Joseph: We came here to rob them and that’s what we’re gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.

Joseph: I’m going to buy them their Christmas turkey.
Albert: “Buy”? Do you really mean “buy”?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.

Albert: Tell him there’s a deadly poisonous snake inside of the cage. Tell him.
Joseph: [Leaves the room. Re-enters a few seconds later]
Albert: You didn’t tell him.
Joseph: He knows already.

Joseph: I’ll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people.