News of Eliasmole having betaken himself to flight traveled fast and it wasn’t long until the king heard of his enemy’s favorable situation. He quickly built an army consisting of a one-legged woman, a monkey and a dubious lumberjack and sent them out to capture the male malefactor. His army, however, just as quickly lost their way and accidentally invaded China, where it was only a matter of seconds to massacre them. Long waited the king for his three servicemen to return with the captive, but after three days and seven nights had passed without any sign of them, doubts began to afflict him: Maybe he shouldn’t have made the monkey commanding officer.
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