Archive for June, 2007

Must-Haves for Millionaires

Friday, June 29th, 2007

You’ve got some change left? Well, why not buy one (or all) of the following things:

9X Media Computer Screen

9X Media allows you to combine up to 64 screens, which you can use to do 64 different things at the same time or you can use all of them as one giant video wall. Hey, it’s only about $800,000.

Kharma High End Audio

You will want to have this system in your house. The price is a cool $1 million, and that’s just for one of these.

SAFE “Bat Cave” Garage Security System

SAFE can build a high-security garage for your luxury cars. A SAFE garage has everything to offer Batman has in his Bat Cave: It’s a custom-designed vault, protected by highest-level bullet proof panels with the cars on turntables two feet off the ground. You can even have a waterfall and a moat to further protect your cars and keep trespassers out. Price: $2.5 million and up. Click here for a photo of an example garage. (Photo hosted by Forbes.com. Copyright by Panache Partners LLC.)

And there are lots of other goodies every serious millionaire or billionaire should own… Maybe I’ll feature them in a future article. : )

Bush hits record low

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

President Bush’s popularity hit a new low, according to a Fox News poll. The new rating is 31 percent, down from 33 percent.

Movie Quote #4

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

“It was beauty killed the beast.” - Carl Denham

from: King Kong (1933)

Will Ferrell - The Landlord

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Although I don’t like all of his movies, Will Ferrell is one of my favorite comic actors. Movies he’s done inter alia: Blades of Glory, Stranger Than Fiction (brilliant!), The Producers, Wedding Crashers, Bewitched, Starsky & Hutch and Zoolander. The following is the short film ”The Landlord” from his website FunnyOrDie.com. Watch it! (You’ll not regret it.)

The Landlord

Larry King gets Paris Hilton interview

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Finally a post for my “Trash Can” category!

Paris Hilton will give her first post-jail interview on CNN’s Larry King Live on Wednesday. She was supposed to give her interview on either ABC or NBC, but these deals fell through last week.

I can’t believe the shit going on on television. Why do so many people want to see an obviously attention-hungry blonde speak about her stay in jail, which had probably been planned long time anyway. I mean, first she gets busted, then arrested, then set free and then she gets arrested again. Ever time with millions of people watching her being the focus of national services which the TV watchers themselves pay taxes for. This is a perfectly staged reality show, and it’s cheap to produce. Congrats, Paris … You’ve gotten tons of press coverage … again.

Shame on you, Larry King.

Update: People Magazine will pay a reported $300,000 for photos of Paris Hilton in jail. ABC had offered $100,000 for the television interview with her, but NBC offered more than that, and judging from the fact that NBC didn’t get the deal either, CNN offered even more than NBC. My guess: $750,000. Higher guesses anyone?

Apple takes you on an iPhone tour

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

There is an extensive video tour online on Apple.com that introduces the company’s new iPhone to you. It takes about 20 minutes. Enjoy. The iPhone will be in stores on June 29.

Quoted: J.K. Rowling

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

“It is our choices…that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, 1999

Share Your Dreams

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

LA based Dreamcrowd wants you to share your dreams on its online dream sharing website. Users can post their dreams on a blog-like site and other users can then interpret the dreams. There is also a “dreamopedia” that automatically gives an analysis based on words provided in the description of the dream. What looks strange at first sight doesn’t really surprise… People already share their waking hours with millions of people by writing blogs and sending text messages to Twitter, so why not also share the experience you’re having when being asleep?

Your computer will be a big-ass table

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Parody of the Microsoft Surface computer on YouTube:

Anatomy of a Revolution, Chapter 7

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

What he saw was one of the most beautiful scenes he had ever had the chance to see. A bay covered with green vegetation; knee-deep grass, bushes and tall trees with rainbow-colored flowers all over the place. The grass and flowers swayed in a light breeze, while the bright yellow sun shone from the deep-blue sky. A handful of snow-white clouds pranced by. Eliasmole stood on a hill that led down to the shore of a large gulf. It was the land of Cuiviénen at the Sea of Helkar.

Then waves of red and green light began to develop in the sky above him. The light, initially no more than a weak glow, started to pulse and to increase in intensity until it was so bright that Eliasmole had to cover his eyes. A hand reached down from the epicenter of the circularly emanating light waves in the sky, and its forefinger tapped into the high grass at some points, only to evaporate seconds later. The light waves, too, were gone. Slowly Eliasmole lowered his hand, which he had used to protect his eyes from the blinding lights. As it appeared, nothing had changed. But then, suddenly, some men and women emerged from the grass at the foot of the hill. Six they were, tall and with nice faces and pointed ears. They looked almost fragile, but Eliasmole thought that they had a powerful presence which wrapped them in an aura so strong that you would not be able to offer any resistance, had you unwisely chosen to fight them.

The six people, they were Elves (which Eliasmole didn’t know), gathered themselves under an old tree that had grown bended, so that its crown was hanging into the clear water of the Sea of Helkar. Together they set forth heading for the forest behind the shore’s hills. Eliasmole quickly hid in the grass, observed how the small group walked by and followed them into the mystic forest.
In the forest they found twelve other Elves, six men and their wives, who, once awakened (they had been asleep), joined their group. Now they were eighteen Elves striving through the dark forest and they came by other groups of Elves two more times, who also joined them, so when they decided to rest at one of the quiet rivers in the forest Eliasmole counted a total of sixty Elves.

There they sat, singing and philosophizing all day and night, and it appeared to Ash Eliasmole that they were some very bright individuals. Few days later they finally continued their journey and added new Elves to their group, who they found on their way through the forest. After they had walked their way through the never ending sea of trees they came out on an idyllic glade from where they could see the sky for the first time in weeks, and they realized that there were stars shining in the nightly sky. Again they made a rest, during which they invented words and improved their language until soon they were able to write dulcet poetry. However, the group of Elves had slowly resolved into smaller groups each led by one of the three Elf men who had been awoken first in Cuiviénen.

It happened that an archangel, Melkor, heard of the Awakening of the Elves and he brought evil to their group, planting mistrust and fear. Moreover, a Dark Rider was roaming through the country where the Elves resided. At nights, he would stealthily circle around their groups and capture them and bring them far away, where, as rumor had it, they were turned into Orcs.

Eliasmole only heard of this by chance when he was hunting a Brödlbü rabbit, because he was hungry, but the rabbit escaped him and immured itself in the ground under a group of Elves. After he had listened to them talking about the Dark Rider he decided to help, so he came out of the thicket and appeared in front of them. First, the Elves were suspicious due to Ash Eliasmole’s strange look (don’t forget, he’s from a very different place and time zone), but he could convince them that he was a god (understatement had never been a strength of his) and so they called him a Vala and named him Oromë. Eliasmole didn’t give a shit.

Three selected and brave Elves followed him on a dangerous journey to another place, which they reached after hours and days of walking and running and crouching one hundred and fifty thousandths of a kilometer away, which means they were now standing one hundred and fifty meters away from where they started. The other Elves looked at them faithlessly, but Eliasmole didn’t let them dispirit him. He sent his three companions back to the waiting Elves to persuade them to go with them; only few refused to come and decided to be left behind playing cards instead. Arrived at where he was standing, the willing Elves all went off into the west, again led by Ash “Oromë” who was certain that this was the right direction to go and look for Melkor, and, indeed, they found him. It was a bad battle, but in the end they defeated Melkor and brought him back home captive. From then on they simply called the place (one hundred and fifty meters away from were they had initially started) “Valinor”, because it was the place where the Vala Oromë had once been standing.

This was the beginning of what the Elves called the Peace of Adar.